Lol someone found ur promo in my blog. How is a mystery. HELLO MY FAVE GLITTER BOOTY

[ honestly i’ve been trying to figure it out myself and i can’t. i’m lost in the sauce. BUT HELLO ]

[ i haven’t been here in months but yall still managed to find my promo. i’m impressed and confused in equal measure. ]

paintedphantom:

|| yo what’s up it’s tetra here with everyone’s fav starving artist

|| i will probably make a fancy promo or w/e someday but for now like or reblog
if you’re interested in interacting with a new kitagawa yusuke

|| blog probably won’t be entirely spoiler free tbh but i’ll try to avoid
major spoilers and tag everything appropriately

hamu has arrived it’s time 2 Suffer

[ eyes emoji x1000 ]

[ ive been stuck in the persona 5 hole so long im totally out of touch with tbflye wtf @ me ]

sentence meme - parks & recreation pt. 1

ccolporteurs:

• “Are you mad at me? Because without eyebrows I can’t really tell.”
• “I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.”
• “I made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.”
• “I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you.”
• “Your mom kind of made a pass at me.”
• “I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.”
• “I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?”
• “I like you… in a, you know, romantical kind of way.”
• “And let’s be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people’s butts every night.”
• “Everyone shut up and look at me!”
• “I want to spend the rest of my life, every minute, with you. And I’m the luckiest man in the galaxy.”
• “That’s the second most awkward way someone has grabbed my breast.”
• “Normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I’m gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.”
• “If you would be willing to just take a brief pit stop, we could see Indiana’s second-largest rocking chair.”
• “You don’t have to buy me things. I just like being around you.”
• “We are colleagues with benefits. We’re colleagues who benefit from the fact that we’re also friends.”
• “I’m going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.”
• “Look I love you like a brother. But right now I hate you. Like my actual brother, who I hate.”
• “My ex likes to check in every so often and make sure I’m doing OK. And if I am, she tries to fuck everything up.”
• “When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is.”
• “Dude, that is the coolest sentence I have ever heard somebody talk.”
• “First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.”
• “I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
• “OK, well I’m not very good at visiting people in hospitals, so I’m going to go.”
• “I dig your groovy tunes, man.”
• “I love you and I like you.”
• “You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”
• “Don’t try to bond with me.”
• “I hate talking to people about things.”
• “I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.”
• “This is like a crazy sex fantasy of mine.”
• “Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.”
• “I know what things are.”
• “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know that I’m doing it really, really well.”

the-von-rosewald:

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ububdruby:

it’s fine if you don’t agree

but i would fight for you 

if you would fight for me

i’d like to thank the dark lord satan for making this all possible